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Gimme an F: “F!” That’s right an R and then two E’s. I need a Verse: “Verse!” Just soul clap and sing with me: “We want it Fri, day! ‘Cuz Friday the Verse is Free!” Welcome back, ya’ll, to the Change I Wish to See. _____________________ Today’s FVF is short and sweet.  It’s about, uh…  [...]

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Gimme an F: “F!” That’s right an R and then two E’s. I need a Verse: “Verse!” Just soul clap and sing with me: “We want it Fri, day! ‘Cuz Friday the Verse is Free!” Welcome back, ya’ll, to the Change I Wish to See. _____________________ Okay. So I’m utterly confused by WordPress’ failure to [...]

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I would like to be scared. I probably shouldn’t have said that.  It implies that I, a dude, can get scared, when we all know that real dudes don’t get scared unless there’s a threat of a testicular nature.  I am a Real Man of Genius1 and I should carry myself accordingly at all times. [...]

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Gimme an F: “F!” That’s right an R and then two E’s. I need a Verse: “Verse!” Just soul clap and sing with me: “We want it Fri, day! ‘Cuz Friday the Verse is Free!” Welcome back, ya’ll, to the Change I Wish to See. _________ The funny thing about this whole FVF thing is [...]

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Gimme an F: “F!”That’s right an R and then two E’s.I need a Verse: “Verse!”Just soul clap and sing with me:“We want it Fri– We now interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for a special announcement. I am a ruh-tard. And, well, I had never done karaoke before.  Until last Friday.  When LiLu made me an offer I couldn’t [...]

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i can’t believe it’s not Thursday

Yesterday was, um, not the greatest of days.  Might as well just admit it.  It meant I didn’t read nearly as many of your posts as I would want to; that I suffered a long absence on GChat;¹ that I missed a happy hour I really needed.  Once home, I set the rhythm, 2nd guitar [...]

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This here is a media blitz.  Ready?  Let’s go. First up, Different Worlds by Swedish progressive metal band Evergrey. Let’s not mix words: worst song ever. Eighth track on their third album, In Search of Truth.  The album is a concept album.  The concept is simulated alien abduction.  True to concept, some of the lyrics: [...]

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you are not my hair

Dear DC metro area, If you think I’m hairy, and you wanna groom me, come on, city, let me know.¹ I am not hairy.  And I don’t mean “I am not hairy” like a creepy guy who insists “I’m not that hairy; my mom says I just got visited a lot by the Hair Fairy [...]

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workshop

Greetings.  Salutations. So… there may be two posts in your reader from me today.  Sorry about that.  The first was a lie.  Er, maybe not a lie.  I never lie.  But it is still FVF! Gimme an F: “F!” That’s right an R and then two E’s. I need a Verse: “Verse!” Just soul clap [...]

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and the winner is…

No more anticipation.  A barely-awake, looks-like-it-was-dubbed, poorly-lit video you’ve been dying to see: Don’t have flash at work?  No problem.  I transcribed the video for you exactly as it went down; no exaggerations; with set directions and dialogue: [Michael Buffer entry ("Let's get ready to rumble!")] [Enter stage right to "Run This Town" -- Jay-Z [...]

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