I have a confession to make. I don’t– Wait. I should probably lay some groundwork. I’ve got to build up to this. I’m a pretty smart dude. I’ve spent almost 85% of my years as a student. I can do long division and F.O.I.L.1 I also played sports as a kid. I’ve already mentioned my [...]
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i’m all thumbs
Posted in hello it's me i've thought about this for a long long time, not a boy yet not a man, shamery, tagged chopsticks on November 3, 2009 | 32 Comments »
here’s looking at you, kids
Posted in homelife, not a boy yet not a man, out and about, shamery, tagged Hall & Oates, Home Improvement, i can no longer ask you to pet my Chia, Movember, my face is like an episode of Northern Exposure, to beard or not to beard on November 2, 2009 | 29 Comments »
Well, not you, kids. I know I often call you “kids.” But today I mean my facial hairs; aka neck-sprouts; aka my-stache support system. My beard is gone. And I better learn how to face it. It’s a weird time to be beardless. At least two dudes1 with blogs of the highest repute — 12minds [...]
when i was a Bugle Boy
Posted in evolution, homelife, i too was a teenager, i'm so Kool you're so Gang, not a boy yet not a man, photo, shamery on July 15, 2009 | 25 Comments »
Note to criminals, creeps and their sympathizers: this post involves identifying info you could’ve found anyway by clicking on the “Contact” tab above and finding me on Facebook or Twitter. That said, if you get any stupid ideas, you’d be surprised how easy it is to find you. _________ I used to be a Bugle [...]
dumber then yore avridge dumby
Posted in homelife, i too was a teenager, not a boy yet not a man, shamery, tagged Nair is better than Nad's, only in my bathroom on July 7, 2009 | 28 Comments »
I just saw a commercial that reminded me that I haven’t told you something. I am a fool. As a fool, I commit a lot of dumbtrocities. This is one of those stories. I have a beard. I haven’t always been bearded, though. There were… awkward years. Those are the years when a guy looks [...]
i will Jersey the pants off you
Posted in NaBloPoMo, New Jersey, don't touch my ball, evil-doers unite, satire, shamery, tv, tagged I love NJ: it's written all over my face - no really: I have a NJ face-tat, Jersey: 'cause I said so, New Jersey is what New Jersey does and these chicks just don't do for us on April 23, 2009 | 21 Comments »
Jersey. We don’t pump our own gas (it’s illegal). We have the driest wit in America. We lovingly self-deprecate more times a day than you probably say words with the letter “e” in them. Want proof? The governor asked the citizens to create and vote for the state slogan. You know what won? ”New Jersey, [...]
you may have already seen my prop
Posted in DC, TMI Thursdays, homelife, shame, shamery, southern exposure, urine and I'm out, tagged i would so lose at "I Spy", TMI Thursdays, wtf is that thing in the window on February 26, 2009 | 21 Comments »
It’s TMI Thursday! I don’t do this often, but when I have done it, you may have noticed a certain recurring “character.” No, he does not have a name. Actually, maybe he’s less of a character and more of a prop. Anyway, if I had to convert this story to a picture, it would probably [...]
when life gives you lemonade…
Posted in DC, GW, shame, shamery, tagged i drank too much, i drank too much and so i fell, i drank too much and so i fell in front of dozens of peers, lemonade on February 11, 2009 | 5 Comments »
… add vodka and shake. Patti at ilovethiscityalways has adorned this blog with some sweet lemonade. Hence, part 1 of the title. But since all the blogs I read seem to have been tagged with something lately, or asked not to be, I will just say “thank you,” smile widely and nudge you along to [...]
body blows
Posted in TMI Thursdays, shamery, video, tagged is that a T-Rex in your stomach or are you just disgusting, the anti-fart, TMI Thursdays on January 15, 2009 | 9 Comments »
Is… is it TMI Thursday? Well, yes. Yes, it is. So let me give you the business.. You’ve come to know my body as a heat-packing district. It’s true. I am armed with a wanton and gratuitous appetite. But since we* love extended synonyms here at the Change I Wish to See, for the purposes [...]
Patty Piper Pointed at a Peeking Pickled Pepper
Posted in TMI Thursdays, YMCA, photo, shamery, southern exposure on November 21, 2008 | 10 Comments »
Welcomes, welcomes. It is Thursday. And thanks to LiLu, who has singlehandedly altered the modern calendar, it is TMI Thursdays. Last week, I lassoed the hitch on that bandwagon and pulled myself onboard with a puddled tale from my adolescent past. Today, you get another story that shares a couple of those key elements: a [...]
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