celebrate. This is the last day of April. That means the last 10 words you just read qualify me for having posted an entry every day for 30 days! Take that, NaBloPoMo! You: Would you like to try that again? That’s more like it. Let me be honest for a minute: it sucked. It required [...]
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“celebrate” and, “don’t let me catch you”
Posted in NaBloPoMo, celebrity, get out your seat and jump around, tagged half of this post is a "thank you" note, i did it - now where's my drink?, Salma Hayek on April 30, 2009 | 24 Comments »
golden gloves at the golden arches
Posted in DC, NaBloPoMo, evil-doers unite, f.B's Worst in Industry Award, food, out and about, video, tagged have it your way? how 'bout "make my day?", there's a Network reference in there, this post could be a police report, would you like a fight with that? on April 29, 2009 | 17 Comments »
I guess I was just in the right place at the right time. This is worth a party in and of itself. Usually my timing is like finding out about a sale a day too late.¹ But last night, my timing was impeccable. I had a craving. Me wanted french fries. But I don’t believe [...]
i can feel it in the air…
Posted in DC, NaBloPoMo, homelife, video, tagged i probably should've saved this post for TMI Thursday, Schweddy balls on April 28, 2009 | 21 Comments »
It was getting hot in here… … so I wanted to take off all my clothes and walk the DC streets a little more freely. Naturally. [parody video of my ensuing public nudity blocked by the YouTube] Why would this have been better than staying inside? Because the air conditioner isn’t conditioning our air. Whatever [...]
when keeping it real goes off
Posted in DC, NaBloPoMo, movie, music, satire, tv, video on April 27, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Why, hello there. Good Monday morning, to ya. Today is a day of firsts. It is the first time (since almost a year ago) I walked out of my house at 8 am and it was approximately 70 degrees. Also, I’m guest-blogging for the first time in ever. Yep I am. So, you should go [...]
the price was right
Posted in NaBloPoMo, out and about, photo on April 26, 2009 | 13 Comments »
I’ve been doing a little more shopping than usual lately. I haven’t done a lot of buying, but I have been doing a lot more looking. So here’s what we’re gonna do about that. Below, there are pictures of four products I have come across in stores in the past few weeks. I have purchased [...]
science fiction
Posted in Free Verse Fridays, NaBloPoMo, lyrics, music, poetry, tagged Free Verse Fridays, Soul Glo + Sexual Chocolate + Color Me Badd = ? on April 24, 2009 | 13 Comments »
Gimme an F: “F!” That’s right an R and then two E’s. I need a Verse: “Verse!” Just soul clap and sing with me: “We want it Fri, day! ‘Cuz Friday the Verse is Free!” Welcome back, ya’ll, to the Change I Wish to See. _____ It’s gorgeous out, at least in DC. So let’s just get to the goods, [...]
i will Jersey the pants off you
Posted in NaBloPoMo, New Jersey, don't touch my ball, evil-doers unite, satire, shamery, tv, tagged I love NJ: it's written all over my face - no really: I have a NJ face-tat, Jersey: 'cause I said so, New Jersey is what New Jersey does and these chicks just don't do for us on April 23, 2009 | 21 Comments »
Jersey. We don’t pump our own gas (it’s illegal). We have the driest wit in America. We lovingly self-deprecate more times a day than you probably say words with the letter “e” in them. Want proof? The governor asked the citizens to create and vote for the state slogan. You know what won? ”New Jersey, [...]
oh, snap!
Posted in NaBloPoMo, participate, photo on April 22, 2009 | 10 Comments »
I got tagged a couple days ago by Patrick at The Definitive Dmbosstone. But if you’re reading this, and have a blog, you probably know just how bad I’ve been at reading blogs and taking care of mine, lately. So right now is the first chance I’m getting. “Tagged” means there are some rules, right? [...]
Nightmen on U Street
Posted in DC, NaBloPoMo, i'm only happy when he maims, out and about, tv, tagged don't you ever doubt it: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, i'll take Anchorman references for a thousand on April 21, 2009 | 18 Comments »
Everybody’s got something, right? A chink in the armor here, an Achilles’ heel there, an awkward love/hate thing with The Nightman… Insecurities abound. Actually, for the purposes of this post, let’s just refer to all insecurities as “Nightmen.” To conceal them, we wear hats, baggy clothes and clothes that are too tight. We self-tan, eat [...]
dream sequence number [countless]
Posted in NaBloPoMo, celebrity, help wanted, participate, video, tagged is that you god? it's me f.B, like god couldn't be Michael J. Fox on April 21, 2009 | 7 Comments »
It all starts with Michael J. Fox. He’s the first face I see. But then there are others. One at a time, they make invisible entrances — I notice them but can’t see their faces. Two of them sit next to MJF at an Idol-like table. The rest join me, standing in front of their [...]
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