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… and a miracle has happened, tonight.*
Sometimes, writing a post is like pulling hair: you tug and you tug and the best you can hope for is a handful of broken strands with no idea how to weave them together.  Other times, ideas fall like manna from heaven, or like a sourdough bacon cheeseburger from [...]

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… it’s more of a series of observations.
We went to see Mos Def at the 9:30 Club on Monday.  Yep; on a school night.
Wait, wait, wait.
I’m getting way ahead of myself.  The title says “complaint.”  You didn’t think this post was about things going as planned, did you?  The beginning…
There were two shows that night. [...]

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It was bound to happen, some day. Mine eyes had seen the glory of the coming of the end. Though there was still a combo-moment of disbelief and silence when my glasses broke in half on Wednesday.

I’ve been correcting my vision for almost 13 years now. Why? Well, because just before my 14th birthday [...]

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This post happened because I ran out of body wash.  Oh right, I’m a man.  I ran out of liquid soap.  Whatever.
Anyway, as anyone who’s a fan of hygiene knows, this is a problem time makes worse, not better.  I stopped at the Farragut North CVS on the way home from work with dreams of [...]

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Well, at least some of it; because some days I remember I have a cell phone in my pocket that takes pictures, and on other days I think it’s 1995.
 
Tuesday:
Good Stuff Eatery.
The name has changed since the opening, from “Spike’s 5 Napkin” to “Spike’s Sunnyside.” And the change works.  My egg took orders.  It ran, [...]

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Be wherrwy, wherrwy qwiett.  I’m hunting wabbits.

Ok.  Well, not wabbits.  And I guess I’m not really even hunting.  But I may or may not possibly be at work, so you have to keep your voice down.  It’s very officey around here and I don’t wanna get caught being useless.
See, there’s something new in the office [...]

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I have met my bacon quota for 2009.*
Bacon Explosion?

Yeah. I met that challenge head first. I ate about 20% of the thing.
It hurt. Bad.
But it was tasty, I think? I just don’t remember much after the first time my spirit collapsed. There’s a funny thing about chasing a bacon-wrapped-sausage-wrapped-bacon loaf with buffalo wings: it FAILS. [...]

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Spoiler alert: Though I am not officially a Democrat, each vote I’ve cast in a presidential election has been for one.  If you generally avoid liberally-minded photos, read anyway: mine are wildly entertaining.
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Where have I been for the last 4 days?  Where have you been?
Oh, right.  My blog; I do the answering: I’ve been celebrating.
 
Saturday:
We went back to Duffy’s.  And [...]

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Talk Down to Me:

Dedicated to Dick Cheney and that sales associate from Banana Republic.

Ooh I love it when you call me Big Sloppy. Forgive me for myindiscretions like you actually know what they are. Tell me again howstupid I look with this brain. You make me feel like a natural moron.
Dumb it down. Make it good sense to [...]

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Sorry if the Mallrats lead-in is misleading. But I needed something to paint my horror.
That infamous roach was BACK on the tracks again this morning. I’m beginning to think two things. One: this mofo has made a home here (which means he has cousins) and I’m gonna have to see it (and soon them) daily. [...]

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