… and a miracle has happened, tonight.*
Sometimes, writing a post is like pulling hair: you tug and you tug and the best you can hope for is a handful of broken strands with no idea how to weave them together. Other times, ideas fall like manna from heaven, or like a sourdough bacon cheeseburger from [...]
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i believe in miracles…
Posted in celebrity, homelife, iPhone, photo, tagged are those Michael Jackson lyrics?, is that a tambourine in your pants or..., it's a blogging miracle i tell ya - a blogging miracle, Roy Rogers + NJ Turnpike rest stop = sanctuary on March 2, 2009 | 9 Comments »
this is mos def not a complaint…
Posted in DC, celebrity, get out your seat and jump around, iPhone, music, photo, tagged 9:30 Club, it's too cold for this nonsense, Miss Bianca, Mos Def, the cab driver had a GPS - i said the cab driver had a GPS! on February 25, 2009 | 13 Comments »
… it’s more of a series of observations.
We went to see Mos Def at the 9:30 Club on Monday. Yep; on a school night.
Wait, wait, wait.
I’m getting way ahead of myself. The title says “complaint.” You didn’t think this post was about things going as planned, did you? The beginning…
There were two shows that night. [...]
the end of an era
Posted in iPhone, photo, tagged here's not looking at you A-Rod, the word "eyesight" seems like overkill on February 23, 2009 | 13 Comments »
It was bound to happen, some day. Mine eyes had seen the glory of the coming of the end. Though there was still a combo-moment of disbelief and silence when my glasses broke in half on Wednesday.
I’ve been correcting my vision for almost 13 years now. Why? Well, because just before my 14th birthday [...]
ours is a dirty life
Posted in f.B's Worst in Industry Award, homelife, iPhone, photo, video, tagged doesn't anyone just make soap anymore?, hygiene, liquid soap is everywhere but pride won't let me buy it on February 17, 2009 | 11 Comments »
This post happened because I ran out of body wash. Oh right, I’m a man. I ran out of liquid soap. Whatever.
Anyway, as anyone who’s a fan of hygiene knows, this is a problem time makes worse, not better. I stopped at the Farragut North CVS on the way home from work with dreams of [...]
last week, in food, in photos
Posted in DC, food, iPhone, not a food blog, photo, tagged 7UP creme cake, Good Stuff Eatery, i didn't ruin dinner, no really - i didn't ruin dinner, regurge my Eggo, the Little Fountain Cafe, Top Chef on February 16, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Well, at least some of it; because some days I remember I have a cell phone in my pocket that takes pictures, and on other days I think it’s 1995.
Tuesday:
Good Stuff Eatery.
The name has changed since the opening, from “Spike’s 5 Napkin” to “Spike’s Sunnyside.” And the change works. My egg took orders. It ran, [...]
shhhh…..
Posted in i am Bugs Bunny, iPhone, keepin it Disney, movie, music, participate, photo, tagged Chi-chi-chi-ogre, how much for that thing on the counter, office space on February 12, 2009 | 10 Comments »
Be wherrwy, wherrwy qwiett. I’m hunting wabbits.
Ok. Well, not wabbits. And I guess I’m not really even hunting. But I may or may not possibly be at work, so you have to keep your voice down. It’s very officey around here and I don’t wanna get caught being useless.
See, there’s something new in the office [...]
Bacon Bowl XLIII
Posted in iPhone, not a food blog, photo, tagged bacon bacon bacon, my heart stopped here and here and here, Super Bowl on February 2, 2009 | 7 Comments »
I have met my bacon quota for 2009.*
Bacon Explosion?
Yeah. I met that challenge head first. I ate about 20% of the thing.
It hurt. Bad.
But it was tasty, I think? I just don’t remember much after the first time my spirit collapsed. There’s a funny thing about chasing a bacon-wrapped-sausage-wrapped-bacon loaf with buffalo wings: it FAILS. [...]
Inauguration Awesomation
Posted in DC, Obama, celebrity, iPhone, photo, politics, tagged Adele, Angel Taylor, avoided the Metro like the plague, Ben Affleck, GW, inauguration awesomation, Josh Groban on January 21, 2009 | 8 Comments »
Spoiler alert: Though I am not officially a Democrat, each vote I’ve cast in a presidential election has been for one. If you generally avoid liberally-minded photos, read anyway: mine are wildly entertaining.
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Where have I been for the last 4 days? Where have you been?
Oh, right. My blog; I do the answering: I’ve been celebrating.
Saturday:
We went back to Duffy’s. And [...]
Talk Down to Me:
Posted in iPhone, politics on March 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Dedicated to Dick Cheney and that sales associate from Banana Republic.
Ooh I love it when you call me Big Sloppy. Forgive me for myindiscretions like you actually know what they are. Tell me again howstupid I look with this brain. You make me feel like a natural moron.
Dumb it down. Make it good sense to [...]
That kid is BACK on the escalator!
Posted in DC, Metro, iPhone on February 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Sorry if the Mallrats lead-in is misleading. But I needed something to paint my horror.
That infamous roach was BACK on the tracks again this morning. I’m beginning to think two things. One: this mofo has made a home here (which means he has cousins) and I’m gonna have to see it (and soon them) daily. [...]







