I have a confession to make.
I don’t–
Wait. I should probably lay some groundwork. I’ve got to build up to this.
I’m a pretty smart dude. I’ve spent almost 85% of my years as a student. I can do long division and F.O.I.L.1 I also played sports as a kid. I’ve already mentioned my basketball days, but [...]
Archive for the ‘hello it's me i've thought about this for a long long time’ Category
i’m all thumbs
Posted in hello it's me i've thought about this for a long long time, not a boy yet not a man, shamery, tagged chopsticks on November 3, 2009 | 32 Comments »
it’s either a rant or a revelation
Posted in don't take me seriously, fireside chat, hello it's me i've thought about this for a long long time, tagged is this a memoir? on October 15, 2009 | 14 Comments »
Not too long ago, a friend honestly-joked1 that I am a contrarian. And I have to admit, it was a brilliant set-up. Because guess how you deny being a contrarian. Exactly. “Am not” is oxygen to an open flame.2
I got to thinking; a hobby done best while whittling vanilla wafers into suggestive [...]
i dunno. maybe if it’s what
Posted in I ain't your baby daddy, hello it's me i've thought about this for a long long time, tagged who am I? don't answer that on June 24, 2009 | 21 Comments »
You’ve probably had this conversation:
new person: hey. i’m a new person.
you: hey. me.
np: *yadda yadda* Have you seen? *yadda yadda* Obama awesome. *yadda yadda* How do you know the person who rents this space?
you: Oh, I blog. [Damnit damnit damnit. He's gonna ask me what I blog about.]
np: Oh, yeah? What about?
you: *take a sip [...]
finicky and probably not free
Posted in hello it's me i've thought about this for a long long time, please remove my muzzle, tagged i need some new words, soap doesn't taste nearly as good as they say it does on May 4, 2009 | 15 Comments »
After reading an op-ed in Time, I realized this blog has been missing something. Can you guess? Other than “piss,” it’s the other six words Carlin noted the FCC won’t let us say on TV. Actually, I guess it’s a bunch of their derivatives and sidekicks, too.
I’ve gone lengths to avoid them, even quoting a [...]
where is that again?
Posted in NaBloPoMo, hello it's me i've thought about this for a long long time, homelife, keepin it Disney, movie, tagged 12 hour workdays are bad for the soul, i smirk at work, i think i just wrote an entire post based on a Disney reference, i'm leaving on a jet plane -- though i do know exactly when i'll be back on April 8, 2009 | 14 Comments »
It was somewhere around 4pm yesterday that I remembered the photo I had snapped the day before.
If you’ve ever been aboard Metro’s red line between Gallery Place and Metro Center, you’ve noticed that the inner walls of the tunnels feature fragmented, flip-book-like advertisements. There’s a series of still-shot posters that appear as moving images when [...]
dear Me*
Posted in family, hello it's me i've thought about this for a long long time, homelife, i too was a teenager, journal, photo, tagged because nobody knows it but me, don't hesitate to write, it's both harder and easier than you could ever imagine on March 17, 2009 | 23 Comments »
In a pre-Facebook world, a 10 year-old boy finds a capsule holding nine items and a perfectly-folded** letter…
— —
dear Me,
1.
Learn to play this. Now. Do it. Do it. You know how unrighteously you sucked at the violin. And though you’ll be nice with that trumpet for years to come, learn this. Now. You heard me.
2.
Forgive [...]
the transplant episode
Posted in DC, GW, New Jersey, food, hello it's me i've thought about this for a long long time, homelife, photo, tagged a Jersey kid - with candy-coated vernacular / his verses are like spectacles so i guess he's spectacular, DC has a 9 1/2 Street, newyorcentrism, West Side Highway: she's my lady / i jumped in the car and i drove her crazy on March 4, 2009 | 18 Comments »
I’m a Jersey kid. *he gleams*
I may have told you this a few times [slash] every time I could. And, quite to the contrary, the following is not NJ:
We are also not the “armpit of America” or “where New Yorkers go to urinate” or “what happens when land developers get bored…” But this post is [...]
only sometimes
Posted in Free Verse Fridays, hello it's me i've thought about this for a long long time, journal, lyrics, music, poetry, tagged did my voice crack?, Free Verse Fridays, it feels really really naked around here, oh my god - my voice cracked didn't it?, only sometimes, where are those pants? on January 30, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Welcome back to Free Verse Fridays, where I share something different than witty banter and prose and cross my fingers that you do the same.
But today’s FVF is a little different. This is a song I wrote years ago, about ending a relationship with a genuinely limited bit of animosity. Not that there was none. [...]







