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I have a confession to make.
I don’t–
Wait.  I should probably lay some groundwork.  I’ve got to build up to this.
I’m a pretty smart dude.  I’ve spent almost 85% of my years as a student.  I can do long division and F.O.I.L.1 I also played sports as a kid.  I’ve already mentioned my basketball days, but [...]

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Not too long ago, a friend honestly-joked1 that I am a contrarian. And I have to admit, it was a brilliant set-up. Because guess how you deny being a contrarian. Exactly. “Am not” is oxygen to an open flame.2
I got to thinking; a hobby done best while whittling vanilla wafers into suggestive [...]

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Beyoncé,
What I’m about to say might hurt.
I’m more of a Kelly Rowland kind of guy.  Actually, I’ve liked Kelly more since you were in Destiny’s Child and there were four of you.  I feel confident that this shouldn’t crush your ego since I’m completely irrelevant, but I figured I should just get that out there.
The [...]

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You’ve probably had this conversation:
new person: hey. i’m a new person.
you: hey. me.
np: *yadda yadda* Have you seen?  *yadda yadda* Obama awesome.  *yadda yadda* How do you know the person who rents this space?
you: Oh, I blog. [Damnit damnit damnit.  He's gonna ask me what I blog about.]
np: Oh, yeah?  What about?
you: *take a sip [...]

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After reading an op-ed in Time, I realized this blog has been missing something.  Can you guess?  Other than “piss,” it’s the other six words Carlin noted the FCC won’t let us say on TV.  Actually, I guess it’s a bunch of their derivatives and sidekicks, too.
I’ve gone lengths to avoid them, even quoting a [...]

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I don’t want to sadden everyone today, but we gotta get up from here, kids.
I get it.  I really do.  And we’ll get to that in a minute.
But I was on the metro yesterday, and the sadness was suffocating.  Every single face was its own perfect storm: furrowed brow, droopy eyes, frowned lips.  There was [...]

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It was somewhere around 4pm yesterday that I remembered the photo I had snapped the day before.

If you’ve ever been aboard Metro’s red line between Gallery Place and Metro Center, you’ve noticed that the inner walls of the tunnels feature fragmented, flip-book-like advertisements. There’s a series of still-shot posters that appear as moving images when [...]

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In a pre-Facebook world, a 10 year-old boy finds a capsule holding nine items and a perfectly-folded** letter…
— —
dear Me,
1.
Learn to play this.  Now.  Do it.  Do it.  You know how unrighteously you sucked at the violin.  And though you’ll be nice with that trumpet for years to come, learn this.  Now.  You heard me.
2.
Forgive [...]

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I’m a Jersey kid.  *he gleams*
I may have told you this a few times [slash] every time I could.  And, quite to the contrary, the following is not NJ:

We are also not the “armpit of America” or “where New Yorkers go to urinate” or “what happens when land developers get bored…”  But this post is [...]

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Welcome back to Free Verse Fridays, where I share something different than witty banter and prose and cross my fingers that you do the same.
But today’s FVF is a little different.  This is a song I wrote years ago, about ending a relationship with a genuinely limited bit of animosity.  Not that there was none. [...]

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