You, I bet it doesn’t make you feel good. I bet you don’t even care enough to notice. I bet you’ve simply become accustomed to the comfort of cruelty. It’s easy, right? It’s just a dog. It’s just a dog. Plus, you don’t have to go out of your way. All you have to do [...]
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our promise to you
Posted in animals, evil-doers unite, tagged animal cruelty, because when everybody thought somebody would do something nobody did anything on November 17, 2009 | 30 Comments »
no, i insist
Posted in evil-doers unite, lost in translation, out and about, please remove my muzzle, ranting and raving on November 11, 2009 | 16 Comments »
“No, I insist.” I say this three different ways: 1. No, I insist. 2. No, really, I insist. 3. Doitforchristssake. I’ll explain how this works. Each is situational. No, I insist. My momma didn’t raise no fool. Well, obviously she did. This blog’s archives are all the proof of that you need. But at least [...]
good Samaritans, an ass and a bureaucracy
Posted in DC, evil-doers unite, out and about on September 9, 2009 | 22 Comments »
(This is a true story and so I tried my best not to be unnecessarily graphic, but if real blood loss isn’t your thing…) I was looking right at him but almost didn’t notice when he fell. It just happened so fast. We were walking home, headed east on New York Avenue, just about a [...]
syndicated regret
Posted in evil-doers unite, i'm only happy when he maims, satire, tv, video, tagged i hope i'm not that kid anymore, the facts of life are it's no small wonder that during your growing pains you feel like an ALF - especially if you have two dads - 'cuz the kid at the head of the class won't let you blossom on June 2, 2009 | 16 Comments »
I guess it’s just the facts of life. You take the good, you take the bad, you add them both, and there you have the facts of life. Yeah, the facts of life. And the facts are that kids are mean. You know it. I know it. It’s no small wonder. They mock and tease [...]
bigdamnfish-a-phobia
Posted in animals, evil-doers unite, movie, tv, urine and I'm out, video, tagged not in my urethra you won't on June 1, 2009 | 21 Comments »
I usually can’t stand when people start a sentence with “I don’t do” and end it with an inanimate object or concept, like “showers,” or “mornings.” Nonetheless… I don’t do open water. So it should it go without saying that I’ve never seen the movie by that name: Yet for reasons unknown, I’m fascinated by [...]
a note from Pepsi
Posted in evil-doers unite, f.B's Worst in Industry Award, satire, video, tagged it tastes just like it kills on May 18, 2009 | 19 Comments »
For hefty compensation, I have leased this space to PepsiCo. today. The following is a statement from its Senior VP of Marketing. _____________________________________________ Dear customer, By now, I’m sure you’ve seen Pepsi’s latest endeavor in the beverage-for-pleasure market. But, to be sure, let me refresh you: That’s right, friend: Pepsi Throwback — a softer, more [...]
golden gloves at the golden arches
Posted in DC, NaBloPoMo, evil-doers unite, f.B's Worst in Industry Award, food, out and about, video, tagged have it your way? how 'bout "make my day?", there's a Network reference in there, this post could be a police report, would you like a fight with that? on April 29, 2009 | 17 Comments »
I guess I was just in the right place at the right time. This is worth a party in and of itself. Usually my timing is like finding out about a sale a day too late.¹ But last night, my timing was impeccable. I had a craving. Me wanted french fries. But I don’t believe [...]
i will Jersey the pants off you
Posted in NaBloPoMo, New Jersey, don't touch my ball, evil-doers unite, satire, shamery, tv, tagged I love NJ: it's written all over my face - no really: I have a NJ face-tat, Jersey: 'cause I said so, New Jersey is what New Jersey does and these chicks just don't do for us on April 23, 2009 | 21 Comments »
Jersey. We don’t pump our own gas (it’s illegal). We have the driest wit in America. We lovingly self-deprecate more times a day than you probably say words with the letter “e” in them. Want proof? The governor asked the citizens to create and vote for the state slogan. You know what won? ”New Jersey, [...]
they’re back
Posted in DC, Metro, evil-doers unite, out and about, tagged villainy tourists, when 8 isn't enough have 18 on March 30, 2009 | 19 Comments »
Ah, spring in DC. It’s kind of like that Family Guy episode where the New Yorkers come to see the leaves turn colors and the entire tenor of Quahog changes, so Peter uses Lois’ black belt skills to send them back where they belong. Actually, despite the high appeal of DC because so much is [...]
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