I’ve been doing a little more shopping than usual lately. I haven’t done a lot of buying, but I have been doing a lot more looking.
So here’s what we’re gonna do about that. Below, there are pictures of four products I have come across in stores in the past few weeks. I have purchased one of them. But rather than wax poetically about how the product has changed my life for the better, I thought I’d leave it up to you to guess which one I bought and, if you’re adventurous, just how my life has changed.
Ready? Go.
Extreme Moose Tracks ice cream.
An egg tree.
Vegas cologne, by Playboy (yes, that Playboy).
The ShamWow.
I’m guessing you bought the Sham Wow, but you should have gone with the ice cream. Moose tracks is awesome, and I’d totally forgotten about it, so thanks for reminding me!
I’ve heard that the tracks are tasty. I just can’t figure out why it has the name…
I almost busted out laughing and spewed coffee on my laptop when I saw the Sham Wow.
My guess is the ice cream. Though, I need to ask: how does an egg tree work anyways? What came first? The chicken, the egg or the tree?
Right? Do you plant the egg tree? Is there a seed? It can’t be. So it must be the chicken. Or the egg. Damn.
Oh my god you bought the Sham Wow. I actually saw a bunch of them on sale at Costco and I snapped a cell phone photo to use somehow.
Bravo- but how has it changed your life?
I haven’t bought paper towel in weeks. Not a one. Not a square. I’m now enviro-friendly, except for when I use the washing machine for my ShamWow.
Uhm. My guess is the ice cream. Oh, yes.
Shammy. It was the Shammy.
THE ICECREAAAAAAAAAAAM. Been craving ice cream since last week and I had a sucky one on saturday :/ Well actually it’s pretty good but not the goeey chunky i hoped for
I just bought some ice cream, but not the moose tracks. I’ve had a craving, too. I am fixing that tonight.
The Sham Wow, because it looks like you’re in your apartment/on your patio.
Do I wish I had a patio. But no, that’s at Pentagon Row, just after I bought it.
Oh, man, this ShamWow photo has reminded me that while intoxicated recently, I saw a TV ad for someone similar & much, much cheesier/more absurd. And now I can’t remember what it is/was, and it’s gonna drive me nuts.
Anyway, good purchase! How’s it workin’ out?
It’s absorbin. Actually, I bet it’s finding something to clean up right now, while I’m away at work.
You’ve got a ShamWow!! Seriously… is it all that AND more when it comes to cleaning up?
It’s not as yellow as I imagined, but I did do a test and it lifts and separates (liquid, from surfaces) beautifully.
Did you really consider buying an egg tree, with sickly looking pastel coloured eggs? Seriously? What the?!!!!!!!
Why? An egg tree? Really? What the heck is it even?
The shamwow seems to already be in your possession.. is this a trick?
I’m not gonna guess what you bought, cause I’m a sore looser. But I’ma tell you that any sensible person shoulda bought the ice cream – questionable name notwithstanding. Moose tracks?
I consider lots. Even when it will shame me. But moose tracks? And extreme at that? It always makes me think of some other kinds of dark stains. And I have said too much.
I would guess that if you bought the eggs or the ice cream, you got the shits.
That would be correct. Thank god I didn’t.
I’m going to guess the Playboy cologne. Only because I smelled it a few days ago and… it was actually really nice. I think it was the women’s “Miami” one I liked. Or maybe “Vegas”.
Fine, it was Love’s “Baby Soft”. Whatever.
It was nice? I didn’t grab it. But I’m curious now. I’d imagined it smelled like used body.
I’m guessing you bought the ShamWow and admitting it has changed your life by reducing the number of people that will admit to being your friend.
Yeah, I said it.
You are right twice. I’m a little sad that I bought it after the lady-of-the-evening incident he had, too. But what are you gonna do? I needed something more absorbent.
My first thought was the Moose Tracks. Then, the Shamwow made an appearance. Vince is a convincing mother-trucker, so I am going with the wow!
Mother-trucker! Nice.